NEWS: Now THERE’S Something About Remy

13 05 2008

8 years?? Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Maybe you’ve heard, maybe you haven’t, but this morning gun slinger Grammy nominated rapper Remy Ma was sentenced to 8 years following her March conviction of shooting a friend she suspected of stealing $2000 from her purse. With good behavior, expect Ms. Remy, 25, back home from her iron vacation in no time.

When approached for comment, Papoose, her fiancée, responded, “F*&k Fat Joe!”, broke into a random freestyle and has vowed to never make another mixtape until Remy is exonerated. Worldwide, hip hop fans collectively celebrated following Pap’s announcement.


(Update: Word on the street is, Papoose has just released the mixtape series, “Free Remy: Prison Break” vols. 1-459, all hosted by DJ Kay Slay. More details to follow as they become available…..or maybe not.)

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